"YOLK" - 6'1 x24" Acrylic Runner

I reached the end of the internet in 2008. Before the YouTube algorithm ate time like a Langolier, before Amazon owned the United States Air Force's servers, and before Google was a verb, the internet had a literal end. If one was to work hard enough to push their loved ones and real-life experiences away, and just dive and dive and dive, one could reach the end. I did it on a Tuesday at 11:46 AM. I was late for something. My eyes could barely focus, but I saw the end like a pin prick from space, and I clicked on the final link. The end of the internet was a Twitter account for a 13-year-old boy from Baraboo, Wisconsin. He didn't post any photos; he didn't have any followers, he just had a simple bio that read, "one tweet for every sneeze." All his tweets were just numbers; a running count of every time he sneezes, usually 3 or 4 posts in a quick burst. It's never changed and still runs to this day. I checked last month and his last tweet was 21,914. I think it's the most beautiful thing the internet has ever created. 

This 72" x 24" runner is 100% acrylic yarn, finished with a grey thread serge on a non-slip back.  Originally influenced by topographical maps, I had planned on calling it "Mountain", then my mom saw it and said, "looks like an egg." Sometimes our name finds us.